Belle of the Electron Ball

She did not look back now, but went on and on.

jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

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“I was wrong, I thought, but maybe if I stayed in this town long enough, I could make everything right.”

—   Lemony Snicket, from Who Could That Be At This Hour? (via the-final-sentence)

hammitt:

Second from the top on the left.  

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lolweed:

can i make it anymore obvious

lolweed:

can i make it anymore obvious

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“and i said to my body. softly. ‘i want to be your friend.’ it took a long breath. and replied, ‘i have been waiting my whole life for this.’”

—   nayyirah waheed (via roserosetyler)

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

—   Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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carnilia:

barbarastanwyck:

Madeline Kahn ad-libbed the short monologue about her hatred for Yvette the French maid. 

Clue (1985)

Actual Gift from The Lord Madeline Kahn

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